The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
Why am I such a spazz? My boyfriend has a long commute from work everyday and when he doesn’t text me back hours after he should be home, I get nervous. He’s driven for over ten years without a car accident and I’m sure he’s probably just wrapped up in a video game instead of looking at his phone but I still bite my nails until he gets back to me.
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"